What the heck are Crawling Sitz-party? Can finance camels even know how to sitz, let alone crawl? Don’t they just fiddle around with Excel sheets?

Dear Diskonttaus fans! If you thought last year's disco sitz-party were next-level, then brace yourselves because this year we’re turning it up to 11. At this party, there will definitely be no shortage of refreshments—so even the thirstiest won’t need BYOB. The fiercest sitsit on the northern hemisphere will take party-goers to new dimensions this January, so loosen up those hamstrings, engage four-wheel drive, and head to Pinninkatu.